Flatulent Fiesta

Intro

Yo, rollin’ up, midnight scene

Cravings hit hard, you know what I mean

Boots on the dash, that Tex-Mex call

Taco Bell run is the best of all

Verse 1

Pulled in quick, can’t wait to feast

Chalupa dreams, hunger unleashed

She’s crackin’ jokes, I’m holdin’ my gut

Windows down cuz we know what’s up

Double beef, double beans, dare to try

Makin’ memories in the blink of an eye

She says, bet you can’t finish that stack

Five minutes later, we’re laughin’ in the back

Chorus

Taco Bell giggles and farts

Late night crunching, trouble starts

Guac so green, cheese that won’t quit

Better keep close to the exit!

Post-Chorus

Oh whoa whoa, tee-hee ho

Rippin’ like a rodeo

Verse 2

Me and you in the drive-thru lane

Ordered twelve burritos, now we’re in pain

Crackin’ up loud but the windows up tight

This jalapeño’s about to take flight

Pre-Chorus

Hot sauce burnin’ like a four-alarm blaze

Bell rings out, we’re stuck in a haze

Laughin’ so hard, tears in our eyes

Don’t trust a silent one, that’s no lie

Chorus

Taco Bell giggles and farts

Sippin’ Baja Blast where the mayhem imparts

Nachos rain down, it’s a symphony of art

Got a date with destiny...and a checkout cart

Post-Chorus

La la la, oh snap bro

Brappin’ like a dynamo

Bridge

Hey partner, you feelin’ bold?

Our taco tally’s gettin’ uncontrolled

Man, that quesadilla’s packin’ heat

I’m holdin’ on tight to this leather seat

Her eyes say run, but we can’t move fast

Crunchwrap countdown, bracing for blast

We’re a two-man band, pedal to the metal

Crop-dusting tunes at every level

Chorus

Taco Bell giggles and farts

Midnight riders with unruly hearts

Mile after mile, we’re tearin’ apart

Singin’ our story—gas powered art!

Post-Chorus

Yee-haw, ha ha yo

Wind in the stereo!