Quest for Broken Script

Verse 1

Opened up a new tab at a quarter past nine

Typed the magic words and I prayed for a sign

Forty-seven results and every one a lie

One more click and my whole machine might die

Pre-Chorus

Loading spinning spinning

Something's always missing

I just want the script to run

My kingdom for a working one

Chorus

I'm on a quest for a userscript

Searching through the wreckage till my fingers quit

Give me just one page that doesn't crash

I'm on a quest and I'm running out of gas

Post-Chorus

(Oh-oh) click click click

(Oh-oh) nothing sticks

(Oh-oh) click click click

Everything's broken and I'm losing it

Verse 2

Copy-pasted code from a forum from 2013

Installed the wrong extension now my screen is green

Pop-ups spawning pop-ups like a rabbit in a hat

I have got thirty tabs and I can't tell where I'm at

Pre-Chorus

Loading spinning spinning

Something's always missing

One last try before I'm done

A kingdom for a working one

Chorus

I'm on a quest for a userscript

Searching through the wreckage till my fingers quit

Give me just one page that doesn't crash

I'm on a quest and I'm running out of gas

Post-Chorus

(Oh-oh) click click click

(Oh-oh) nothing sticks

(Oh-oh) click click click

Everything's broken and I'm losing it

Bridge

Glorious the promise

Pathetic the payoff

I battle through the comments

And every link is rotten

Guitar Solo

Chorus

I'm on a quest for a userscript

Searching through the wreckage till my fingers quit

Give me just one page that doesn't crash

I'm on a quest and I'm running out of gas

Outro

Click click click

(I quit) I quit

Click click

I quit