Monkey mambo madness

Intro

Ay-ay-ay-ay!

Cha-cha-cha!

Ai-ai-ai!

Bim-bom-ba!

Olé! Olé!

Rrrra-ta-ta-ta!

Monkey mambo!

Ha-ha-ha!

Verse 1

Luisa loves a lovely long luxury wig,

Buffed, brushed, bouncing, bigger than a pig!

One little breeze... WHOOOOSH!... it's halfway to Peru,

Everybody claps... except poor Mike, who says, "Bless you."

Mike's so boring butter tells him he's too plain,

Paint dries quicker than his holiday refrain.

His favourite hobby? Watching wallpaper fade,

Even sleeping says, "Mate... I'm underpaid."

Ay-ay-ay!

Boom-ba-ba!

Chi-chi-cha-cha!

Chorus

Bubbles! Bubbles! Beautiful Bubbles the monkey!

Cheeky! Charming! Completely funky!

Luisa cries,

"Mike, don't wait up tonight...

...Bubbles knows how to hold me tight!"

Ay-ay-ay!

Bananas! Bananas!

Boom-ba-bim-ba!

Olé!

Verse 2

Frankie's a schmuck with spectacular swagger,

King of the chaos, comedy dagger.

Trips on air, then blames the floor,

Gets lost walking through his own front door!

Cracks a joke every twenty-two seconds,

Even Google says, "We have no recommendations."

The pigeons pack up, the parrots protest,

His punchlines should be placed under arrest!

Ai-ai-ai!

Cha-cha-cha!

Bim-bom-boom!

Verse 3

Emilio arrives like a movie star king,

Cooler than Christmas wearing everything.

Smooth señor, sunglasses at night,

Even the moon says, "Mate... you're alright."

Mia's marching, margarita queen,

Party machine in sequins and green.

If music stops she starts it herself,

Dancing on tables,

Outro

Shake it once for the wig in the wind

Shake it twice for the fun that we pinned

Mike's still counting the labels on the tins

While the jungle celebration really begins

Ch-ch-ch-chatter!

No matter!

Monkey business is the only thing that flutters

Luisa's on a vine swinging over the gutters

Bubbles has the keys to the tropical scene

Mike is researching a washing machine

Ai-ai-ai!

Bim-bom-ba!

Zig-zag-za!

Where did the hair go?

Over the rainbow!

Rrrra-ta-ta-ta!

Monkey mambo madness!

Olé!

( End )