You'd love her

Verse 1

She's pretty and she wears her hair long

She likes rock music 'cause that's what you like

And I bet that she knows all your favorite songs

And she'd be so discreet when she's sleeping next to ya

Yeah, she's honest, don't overthink

She doesn't make a scene, doesn't care when you're late

She probably agrees with everything that you think

And she doesn't ask who you were talking 'bout on your phone

Pre-Chorus

And God, she is so smart, she's articulate

She's everything I know

And I only say that 'cause, well, honestly

I'm sure you'd know

Chorus

You'd love her (you)

You'd love her

Would she laugh at all your jokes and make

You feel like somebody who's never gonna be replaced?

You'd love her

You'd love her

Like, I know the type, she's your type

I'd rather take a bullet than watch you in real-time

Kissing in the car like, "Ah, yeah, this feels right"

So don't embarrass, just don't lie

You'd love her

Verse 2

And she'd let you go through your whole week

Without hearing once about my heartbreak

And she probably never checks your phone at night

Yeah, she's chill, she's not emotionally impulsive

And I know she's got nothing to do with the way

That I'm acting so crazy and jealous and insecure lately

And I know she's probably not even pretty in a weird way

And I only say that 'cause, frankly, it's fun to be petty

Pre-Chorus

Yeah, I'm kidding, I'm fine, I'm totally cool with it

She sounds delightful

I only ask 'cause when you're around

It gets kinda hard to smile

Chorus

You'd love her (you)

You'd love her (yeah, you would)

Would she get you high then cook you dinner

And you'd tell your friends that you finally found a winner?

You'd love her (I just know it)

You'd love her (can't believe it)

Like, you tell me that you're happy, and I should be happy too

But don't ever think, not for a second, I'm happy for you

That's so untrue

You'd love her

Bridge

And if she talks about me, tell, "Well, she's alright"

Yeah, she was fun for a while

But I just need someone who isn't

Always asking why

And I confess, I'm obsessed, and I guess

That there's something so pathetic 'bout a heart I can't request

And I know, I should go, but oh no

I just can't help myself, I gotta know

Is it true? Is she perfect for you?

Chorus

You'd love her

You'd love her

Would I die if she was everything I know you need?

Would it make me want to scream and stab your eyes out violently?

You'd love her

You'd love her

And I don't mean it in a bitter way, I know you're gone

But when I hear you laugh, man, it really gets me going, uh

Would you call me up if you were lonely?

'Cause you know I'd pick up on the first ring, would you love me?

Would ya, love me, like you'd love her?

Outro

(Would love her)

(Would you love her?)

(You'd love her)

(Would you love me?)

(Would love her)

(Would you?)

(Love her?)