VALHEIM EPIC RAP

Í eldr ok steinn var skapan maðr,

í skugga viðr fann hann mátt sinn.

Blóðr á mold, bein í jörð

vegr hans var segr, þó dauði var nær.

Fæddr í myrkri, reist með reiði,

hann bar sverð gegn skepnu ok skap.

Yo.

Sent by a raven, brain half caveman.

Chop a whole tree with a rock in my ape hands.

Naked and afraid as the meadows I came in.

Broke as a joke, now I’m built like a mainland.

Spawn in a fog, no HUD, no handbook.

Eating raw neck tail, out in the damp woods.

Trolls in the trees got me shook in my sandals.

Bare-knuckle boxing a boar for my mantles.

Fashion a club with a log and some leather.

Patch up a hut just to weather the weather.

Flint in the pocket, I’m cookin’ forever.

Got ten wooden arrows? I’m feelin’ clever.

Level the land with a hoe and a plan.

More Norse than Thor when I'm holding a ham.

Build a hall so tall that it pokes through the sky.

Put a torch by the door and a boar on a spike.

Where the brave go die.

Raise me high like a sail in the sky.

Odin’s eye got a gaze like fire.

But I came with a blade and a fate to inspire.

Valheim!

Every day's do or die.

From the mead hall feast to a Grey dwarf fight.

I'm a ten-man clan in a single life.

And I won't go down 'til I see that light.

Smelt tin, then I delve into Helheim.

Runes etched in the rock like a spell sign.

Skeletons yell when I step in the dell.

So I pelt ‘em with hell ‘til they fell in twelve lines.

Black forest blues with a bronze-age mindset.

Eyes red - Grey dwarves scream in a dialect.

I don’t get - but I still throw fists.

Like I’m mad at the mist and I’m pissed at bonemass.

Sail to the edge where the ocean breathes.

Sea serpent tryna turn my boat to debris.

But I keep it composed, like a Valkyrie.

Got a spear in the teeth and a Viking’s creed.

Forge in the fire, born of the flame.

From the plains to the peaks, we evolve through pain.

This ain’t just a game, it's a god-made trial.

I'm a saga in motion - now write my name!

Where the brave go die.

Raise me high like a sail in the sky.

Odin’s eye got a gaze like fire.

But I came with a blade and a fate to inspire.

Valheim!

Every day's do or die.

From the mead hall feast to a Greydwarf fight.

I'm a ten-man clan in a single life.

And I won't go down 'til I see that light.

Ash in the wind, and the stone goes black.

One way in - and no way back.

Bones in a ring ‘round a dire wolf pack.

When the gods go quiet, we hold that slack.

Knife in my teeth and a torch in hand.

Every step I take speaks with command.

Every beast I slay, every wall I manned.

Wasn’t made to kneel - I was built to stand.

Where the brave go die.

Raise me high like a sail in the sky.

Odin’s eye got a gaze like fire.

But I came with a blade and a fate to inspire.

Valheim!

Every day's do or die.

From the mead hall feast to a Greydwarf fight.

I'm a ten-man clan in a single life.

And I won't go down 'til I see that light.

Hrann-karr senn-dar, vóll-garr fnask.

Drottin við eldr, húkk var ask.

Brûn-tharr yul-ginn, shaukt dan hjald.

Krúth-narr stöllin, vakr and kald.

Hrann-karr senn-dar, vóll-garr fnask.

Drottin við eldr, húkk var ask.

Brûn-tharr yul-ginn, shaukt dan hjald.

Krúth-narr stöllin, vakr and kald.

Valheim!

Where the brave go die.

Raise me high like a sail in the sky.

Odin’s eye got a gaze like fire.

But I came with a blade and a fate to inspire.

Valheim!

Every day's do or die.

From the mead hall feast to a Greydwarf fight.

I'm a ten-man clan in a single life.

And I won't go down 'til I see that light.