Horn & Heavy High Heels

Verse 1

Big belly bumbling past the glass

Sidewalk shakes

Round gray rolls under a velvet sash

The cabbies stare while I puff and prance

Through the traffic

Pre-Chorus

Watch out world

I’m a hefty hurricane

Watch out world

Glitter on my leather hide

Chorus

Horn and heavy high heels

Rhino on the run

Horn and heavy high heels

I'm weighing half a ton

Charging through the bistro

Eating every bun

I'm weighing half a ton

Drop

High heels

Half a ton

Verse 2

Stilettos snapping like twigs

Pavement groans

Ordering a pallet of juicy figs

Pink parasol blocking the view

Sashay past the zoo

Pre-Chorus

Watch out world

I’m a hefty hurricane

Watch out world

Glitter on my leather hide

Chorus

Horn and heavy high heels

Rhino on the run

Horn and heavy high heels

I'm weighing half a ton

Charging through the bistro

Eating every bun

I'm weighing half a ton

Drop

High heels

Half a ton

Bridge

Shake it left

Shake it right

Shake it down

I wobbled, I wandered, I won

Turning heads on the avenue

Chorus

Horn and heavy high heels

Rhino on the run

Horn and heavy high heels

I'm weighing half a ton

Charging through the bistro

Eating every bun

I'm weighing half a ton

Drop

High heels

Half a ton

Half a ton