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Intro

Verse

Soup-Hider-Man, Soup-Hider-Man, home-made from scratch or in a can.

Country Vedj, Irish Stew. Laksa, Borsch, Gumbo too.

Let's eat! All thanks to Soup-Hider-Man.

Bridge

Is he good? You bet, chum, first prize casserole made from gum.

Still hungry for a snack? Glance inside underdaks.

Don't fear. Stealth soup by Soup-Hider-Man.

Chorus

With no food in sight, and you hunger and thirst, you'll squeal in delight, and slurp until you burst.

Soup-Hider-Man, Soup-Hider-Man, La savoureuse soupe du jour de Soup-Hider-Man.

Solid foods, he's abhored. Broth and gruel, he's adored.

Outro

To him, city is a hungry stomach. Bearing his trusty crockpot, generous Soup-Hider-Man!