There's no place like me

Instrumental

(Ooh, ooh-ooh-ohh)

(Ohh-ooh-oohh, ooh)

Intro

(Ahhhh)

Verse 1

He clicked his heels three times, ended up at my door

Said "There's no place like you," now he's melting on my floor

Ruby lips, ruby kiss, got him lost in the poppy field

Told him "Follow the yellow brick, baby... I'm what's real." (eheh)

Pre-Chorus

He said "Dorothy, Dorothy, take me home"

I said "Home's wherever I sit on the throne"

Wizard can't help you, scarecrow's too dumb

But I got the brains, heart, and courage... come get some.

Chorus

My Dorothy, Dorothy—click your heels for me

Wanna be your Kansas in a fever dream

Twister in my chest every time you leave

Come home to me, Dorothy... I got what you need.

(There's no place like me... there's no place like me...)

Break

Yuh

Verse 2

He brought me red bottoms, said "Now you match the slippers"

I giggled on his neck, now he's shaking like a sinner

Told him "Lion, you got courage—show me how you purr"

He said "Baby, I'd cross Oz just to watch you stir." (awh)

Pre-Chorus

He said "Dorothy, Dorothy, take me home"

I said "Home's wherever I sit on the throne"

Wizard can't help you, scarecrow's too dumb

But I got the brains, heart, and courage... come get some.

Chorus

My Dorothy, Dorothy—click your heels for me

Wanna be your Kansas in a fever dream

Twister in my chest every time you leave

Come home to me, Dorothy... I got what you need.

(There's no place like me... there's no place like me...)

Talk-singing intro

Mm... you still clicking those heels, baby?

Let me show you what's really at the end of the rainbow...

Rap

He got the oil can ready 'cause my Tin Man's stiff

I said "Unlock it slow, daddy, don't need no gift"

Just your tongue on my ruby, making wishes come true

Now he's chanting "There's no place" while I'm bending all the rules (oops)

Fingers tracing yellow brick down to my emerald city

He said "Damn, the view's pretty," I said "Boy, you ain't seen shitty"

Flip me over like a house in a twister, I'm gone

Moaning "Somewhere over the rainbow" while he's gripping my wand

Lion-hearted but he trembling when I whisper the command

Good boy, good boy—now he's licking off my hand

Told him "Eat it like it's poppy, sleep deep when you're done"

Woke him up with a kiss, said "Baby, you're the one...

...Now click 'em three times if you wanna go again." (eheheh)

Mmhm. He clicked 'em.

Nasty.

Final Chorus

My Dorothy, Dorothy—click your heels for me

Wanna be your Kansas in a fever dream (mm)

Twister in my chest every time you leave (don't leave)

Come home to me, Dorothy... I got what you need.

There's no place like me... (no place, mm)

There's no place like me... (no place, mm, baby)

Ruby lips, ruby kiss, ruby everything...

Click your heels three times... I'll be waiting in the dream.

Outro

You can keep the wizard, babe...

I'm the real magic behind the curtain.

Heh, love you and... night-night, Dorothy.

Mwah. (Yeah)