America's Most Blunted, Pt. II

Verse 1

Eat a chip, spend a dime, base your life on slime

Find the date, find the time, find the curve, find the line

Your body has to move, your body needs to shake

Your father needs to sleep, and he'll never wake

Verse 2

Number one or number two? Choose your option wisely

There's a 50% chance your option ain't lively

This is a game of luck, a game of chance

You're either with your crush or some nerd named Lance

Chorus

Rubies are red, diamonds are blue

You're so poor you have socks, but me? I got shoes

You look in the mirror and see someone sad

Well, I look in it, and see myself, glad

Outro

I just won an award

It's for being America's most blunted rapper

Blunt Boy, signing off

Peace out, chat!