Lil' Beetus: I want to eat alot of processed garbage

Intro

Yeah...

Turn the beat up.

Look, man, I walked into Whole Foods the other day,

and I thought I accidentally walked into a fucking compost bin.

What is this garbage? Fuck that.

Verse 1

Step in the kitchen, open up the fridge, what do I see?

A bunch of green-ass leaves staring right the fuck at me!

Kale and broccoli, tasting like a lawnmower's clipping,

Some lukewarm tap water that these health freaks are sipping.

My girl's on a cleanse, got me eating raw bark,

Told me chew on some flaxseed and walk in the dark.

Man, fuck that shit, I'm trying to clog up my arteries,

Living off of lettuce is a goddamn tragedy!

Where's the grease? Where's the sodium content?

Every dollar that I earned on organic shit is misspent.

You want me to eat a smoothie made of dirt and alfalfa?

I'd rather wrap my mouth around a fucking loaded muffler!

Give me a plate of rabbit food? Nah, keep that weak stuff,

I need a double-bacon cheeseburger, stacked and rough.

Hook

Give me that fast food, greasy and sublime!

Eating trash out the bag every single fucking time!

Fuck that organic kale, fuck that hipster beet,

I want a heart attack wrapped in a paper sheet!

From the drive-thru window straight to my face,

Junk food, motherfucker, put it in first place!

Verse 2

Roll up to the golden arches like a boss in a coupe,

Drop a twenty-dollar bill and get a grease-soaked loop.

Big Mac dripping sauce down the front of my tee,

Got a twenty-piece nugget with the sweet and sour, b!

That crunch on the skin, hot oil from the fryer,

Eating this shit makes my dopamine jump higher!

Compare that to tofu? Man, that shit tastes like rubber,

Squeezed out a sponge by some sandal-wearing mother.

Give me a Doritos Locos Tacos supreme,

Washed down with a Mountain Dew, living out a dream.

Twinkies, Ho Hos, deep-fried Snickers bars,

Shooting cholesterol straight to the fucking stars!

You got antioxidants? I got a saturated fat stash,

Biting through a baconator, turning cash to trash!

Hook

Give me that fast food, greasy and sublime!

Eating trash out the bag every single fucking time!

Fuck that organic kale, fuck that hipster beet,

I want a heart attack wrapped in a paper sheet!

From the drive-thru window straight to my face,

Junk food, motherfucker, put it in first place!

Verse 3

Now I'm sitting on the couch with a stomach full of pride,

Two large pepperoni pizzas sitting right by my side.

Stuffed crust dripping oil, garlic butter on the rim,

While the gym rats are crying because their waistlines are trim.

Fuck a quinoa bowl, fuck your chia seed pudding,

I'm out here eating garbage while the neighborhood is hooding.

A pint of Ben & Jerry's with the fudge core blown,

Eating straight out the tub till my cover is blown.

My doctor's on the phone screaming "Cholesterol's high!"

I told that motherfucker "That's the way that I die!"

So hand me the remote, pass the double-stuff oreos,

I'm riding with my junk food until the story closes!