Redbeard And The Purple Queen

Verse 1

The horizon bleeds a crimson hue, the Jolly Roger flies

With Redbeard’s hand upon the wheel and fire in his eyes

Beside him stands a sovereign—with fur of amethyst

A violet queen of salt and foam that no man can resist

With tufted ears and paws of steel, she rules the rolling deep

While Redbeard guards the treasure that the Purple Queen will keep!

Chorus

So load the iron, prime the spark, and let the cannons roar

With Redbeard and the Purple Queen, we’re coming for the shore!

We’ll fire on the foe until the timber starts to crack

To gather up the plunder, and we’re never looking back!

Verse 2

A merchant ship is sighted, heavy-laden in the gale

They see the ginger whiskers and her purple, bushy tail

"Broadside!" bellows Redbeard as the smoke begins to bloom

While Floof stands on the bowsprit, hissing out their certain doom

Her violet coat is shimmering, her ears are pinned back tight

The most majestic terror that has ever joined the fight!

Verse 3

The boarding planks are heavy as they crash upon the rail

She leaps into the thick of it, a whirlwind of the gale

Redbeard swings his cutlass with a roar of pirate pride

While the Queen clears out the lower deck with nowhere left to hide

They stack the chests of emeralds and the barrels of the best

Then sail toward the setting sun to give the guns a rest!

Bridge

He hunts for chests of Spanish gold and jewels of every kind

She seeks the salted meats and treats that she can find

A scratch behind those purple ears, a flagon for the man

The greatest ruling duo since the golden age began!

Chorus

So load the iron, prime the spark, and let the cannons roar

With Redbeard and the Purple Queen, we’re coming for the shore!

We’ll fire on the foe until the timber starts to crack

To gather up the plunder, and we’re never looking back!

Outro

So raise the violet banner high against the spray and brine

The Queen of Seas is howling while the gold and silver shine

With Redbeard at the helm and Floof a-guarding every chest

The tides belong to them alone, from the east unto the west!

The ocean's ours!

The plunder's ours!