Captain Dung

Verse 1

There's a hero in the night,

Captain Dung fights the fight,

Uses his poop, never fails,

Crime and villainy he derails!

Chorus

Captain Dung, hear his call,

Captain Dung saves us all,

With his turds, swift and true,

The bad guys will be through!

Verse 2

Robbers raid the city bank,

Captain Dung is on their flank,

Flings a turd with perfect aim,

Villains flee in fear and shame!

Chorus

Captain Dung, hear his call,

Captain Dung saves us all,

With his turds, swift and true,

The bad guys will be through!

Verse 3

From the sewers of the town,

He emerges, won't back down,

Smelly fist held up so high,

Captain Dung flies through the sky!

Bridge

Other heroes use their strength,

But he goes to great length,

To use his poop of power

Justice served at any hour

Verse 4

When the darkness starts to come,

The criminals come undone,

Captain Dung is on patrol,

Saving every single soul!

Chorus

Captain Dung, hear his call,

Captain Dung saves us all,

With his turds, swift and true,

The bad guys will be through!