Let's Debate Science (in America)

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Verse 1

Global warming ain't a thing

An it don't bother me

Woods on fire? That's too bad

'Cause I don't love no tree

Pre-Chorus

You may say that I am wrong

I disagree, I wrote a song

I'm singin really loud, so sing along

Chorus

Let's blow up them satellites

Because they're tellin' lies

And let's deport the scientists

There's deceit in their eyes

Post-Chorus

And if you want to disagree

Here in the great land of the free

We'll ship you all the way to tim-buck-three

Verse 2

I don't like them facts you got

So I made up my own

And if you try to talk at me

I'll hit you with a stone

Pre-Chorus

You may say that I am wrong

But I'm still singin', goin' strong

and singin really loud, so sing along

Chorus

Let's blow up them satellites

Because they're tellin' lies

And let's deport the scientists

There's deceit in their eyes

Post-Chorus

And if you want to disagree

Here in the great land of the free

We'll charge your butt with treason, oh, you'll see

Unless you change your mind to be like me

(finger picked banjo outro followed by pig snorting and squealing)

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