The bunny plan

Verse 1

There's a twitch in the bushes, a thump in the night,

Two fluffy little ears and a suspicious look in sight.

They're hopping through the backyard, multiplying by the day,

You better hide your carrots, 'cause they're planning their takeover play!

They've got maps made of lettuce, blueprints made of hay,

A rabbit in a trench coat just told me, "Have a nice day."

They're marching down the sidewalk with a carrot in each hand,

The bunny revolution is spreading through the land!

Pre-Chorus

Oh no, they're getting closer,

Hear the tiny paws go—

Thump, thump, thump!

Everybody run!

But whatever you do,

Don't ask about the fish...

We don't talk about those damn fish!

Chorus

Hippie hop, hippie hop, we're running out the clock,

Bunnies on the rooftops and bunnies on the block!

Hippie hop, hippie hop, they're taking every spot,

They've got the world surrounded and they're calling every shot!

We don't talk about those damn fish,

They know too much, and that's suspicious!

Hippie hop, hippie hop, the bunny plan is hot—

By the time you hear the carrot drop,

THE BUNNIES OWN THE BLOCK!

Verse 2

One bunny's got a megaphone, another's got a plan,

One is wearing sunglasses like a tiny business man.

They've got carrots in the helicopters, lettuce in the tanks,

And every time they conquer something, everybody says, "Thanks?"

The mayor tried to stop them, but he vanished in a puff,

They offered him a carrot and he said, "That's quite enough!"

Now every little garden has a bunny security guard,

And if you touch their lettuce, buddy, you better run hard!

Bridge

Hippity! Hoppity!

The revolution's near!

Floppy ears are everywhere,

There's nothing left to fear!

Wait...

Why is that fish staring at me?

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE FISH!

Breakdown

THUMP! goes the left foot!

THUMP! goes the right!

Bunny army marching

Through the dead of night!

Carrot in the left paw,

Lettuce in the right,

If you see a rabbit smiling—

RUN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

Final Chorus

Hippie hop, hippie hop, we're running out the clock,

Bunnies in the basement and bunnies on the dock!

Hippie hop, hippie hop, they're taking every spot,

The carrot-powered empire is connecting every dot!

We don't talk about those damn fish,

Seriously, man—THE FISH ARE SUSPICIOUS!

Hippie hop, hippie hop, the takeover can't be stopped,

The bunnies stole the planet...

AND THEY BUILT A CARROT SHOP!

Outro

Thump... thump... thump...

"Did we win?"

"Yep."

"What about the fish?"

"...We don't talk about the fish."

Hippie hop...