The Boys Return

Drake

Cole! Look at me! I did all my chores! I swept the entire OVO court! I even said "good morning" to the security guards! Look at my hands, Cole, they are so soft and they have blisters! Please, I can't live like this anymore!

J. Cole

Aubrey. It's 3 AM. Why are you wearing a fleece blanket like a cape?

Drake

Uh. I like it.

J. Cole

Did you finish your warm milk?

Drake

Yes... every last drop

J. Cole

Did you apologize to the internet for acting like you were Sub-Zero on your last tape?

Drake

Yes! I told everyone I'm actually just lukewarm tap water!

J. Cole

Alright. Look. You've shown real growth these past 24 hours. You did your little nursery rhymes. You didn't post any cryptic paragraph captions. I'm handing you back your chain. You are officially ungrounded.

Drake

Wait, really? The boy is back?

J. Cole

Yeah, the boy is back. Just don't make me—

Drake

YEAH. CHILLY IN CALABASAS. MAN TURNED THE HEATER OFF. COLE THOUGHT HE HAD ME IN A CAGE BUT THE ICE NEVER MELTS, NEGRO. WE BACK.

J. Cole

Aubrey, what did I just say?! Give me the keys back—

Drake

RUN THE TRACK, CHUBBS! RUN THE TRACK! I'M COOOOOLD!