Ultimate Handyman

Intro

Hey there lady looks like you got a real handful for me today

I am ready to get my palms all over your problem area

Ooh yeah

Verse 1

I heard you needed a real pro to handle your hardware

Your pipes are howling crazy

I brought my longest snake

To unplug that stinky mess you made

Let me take a look at that leaky valve

I have just the tool to help you out

Slide under the kitchen sink

Quicker than you can even blink

Chorus

I am the ultimate handyman

Ready to obey your every command

I can fix any leak in your house

While you unbutton that silk blouse

Let me fill that crack with my caulk

Leave you so breathless you can’t even talk

Ow

Verse 2

Don't worry about those dirty dishes

I am here to fulfill your wishes

Got a plunger for your basin

I'll get your motor racing

Keep the faucet running hot

Hit that special itchy spot

Work that overtime shift

Give your mood a little lift

Chorus

I am the ultimate handyman

Ready to obey your every command

I can fix any leak in your house

While you unbutton that silk blouse

Let me fill that crack with my caulk

Leave you so breathless

you can’t even talk

bridge

spoken

(I've got a massive wrench

To tighten up your nut

I will snake your drain

While you wiggle that butt

My rate is rather steep

but my service goes deep

Yes Mrs. Fletcher i'll be right over

Let me unclog that toilet for you)

Verse 3

My

Verse 3

toolbox is overflowing

I'll keep your old engine going

Check the oil and transmission

In that tight and twisted position

Cash or credit I don't care

Toss your laundry over there

Professional in every way

I'm making bank and making

Chorus

I am the ultimate handyman

Ready to obey your every command

I can fix any leak in your house

While you unbutton that silk blouse

Let me fill that crack with my caulk

Leave you so breathless you can’t even talk

Outro

(Job well done

Time to pack it up

I'll be back tomorrow

To fix your back door)

Tools out

Woah-yeah, I am the ultimate handyman