PC Master Race

Chorus

I'm part of the PC Master Race

Got a liquid-cooled rig in my workspace

Console peasants just don't understand

The power sitting right here in my hands

Chorus

I'm part of the PC Master Race

Forty frames per second is a disgrace

I need a hundred forty-four or more

My graphics card cost the price of a car

Verse 1

Built my first machine back in 2005

Dual-core processor barely alive

Now I got RGB strips on every single fan

And a custom loop that would scare a grown man

Got a 4090 with the fans on blast

Loading screens are just a thing of the past

Pre-Chorus

You say your PlayStation's got some exclusives

I say my whole library is inclusive

You're paying monthly just to play online

I'm laughing every single time

Chorus

I'm part of the PC Master Race

Forty frames per second is a disgrace

I need a hundred forty-four or more

My graphics card cost the price of a car

Verse 2

You sit on your couch with your wireless pad

I'm hunched over clicking like a total mad lad

Got twelve case fans but I still need more

Temperatures hit 80 on the core

You say "just buy a console, it works right away"

I say "updating drivers saved my day"

Pre-Chorus

You got four years before your box is dead

I swap my motherboard instead

You asked me once why I never touch grass

I said "can't stop benchmarking, sorry, pass"

Chorus

I'm part of the PC Master Race

Console peasants just don't know their place

I tweak my settings for an hour or more

Then play the game for five minutes before

Bridge

I don't own a single pair of shoes

Spent my rent on faster memory too

My power bill is through the roof

But 8K proof is my only proof

Chorus

I'm part of the PC Master Race

Got a room that feels like outer space

Fans are whirring like a jet engine

But I swear it's for the immersion

Post-Chorus

Click click click click

RGB PC

Click click click click

Master race for me