Big Dawg in a Diaper

Chorus

Who the baddest baby on the block right now

Got a plastic screwdriver and I'm acting out

I'm a big dog in a diaper check the style

Rugrat boss with a crooked tooth smile

Listen to the click of the lock on the gate

Push through the bars cause I can't even wait

Yeah I run the yard yeah I run the yard

Verse 1

Look I woke up in the playpen feeling like a king

See this yellow screwdriver it can fix anything

Chuckie shaking in his shoes while I'm planning out the heist

Keep a bottle full of milk but the flow is cold as ice

I just cut through the mesh of the play area tent

Left a message for the grown-ups so they know just where I went

Me and Spike we stay plotting in the grass

Got the screwdriver handle stuck inside my diaper stash

Chorus

Who the baddest baby on the block right now

Got a plastic screwdriver and I'm acting out

I'm a big dog in a diaper check the style

Rugrat boss with a crooked tooth smile

Listen to the click of the lock on the gate

Push through the bars cause I can't even wait

Yeah I run the yard yeah I run the yard

Verse 2

I see Reptar on the screen so you know shits getting real

Move in silence through the kitchen just to grab another meal

You can keep the mashed carrots give me cookies from the jar

See I'm climbing on the counter and I'm feeling like a star

And honestly I don't really care about a timeout zone

Treat the stairs like a mountain til I claim my rightful throne

Phil and Lil keepin' lookout while I'm creeping through the hall

Marking territory on the floral patterns on the wall

Angelica better watch her mouth when she talks to the crew

Cynthia's missing and I think I know just what to do

I know what to do

Chorus

Who the baddest baby on the block right now

Got a plastic screwdriver and I'm acting out

I'm a big dog in a diaper check the style

Rugrat boss with a crooked tooth smile

Listen to the click of the lock on the gate

Push through the bars cause I can't even wait

Yeah I run the yard yeah I run the yard

Verse 3

Listen

pop a pacifier

keep the pressure on the floor

Didi's looking for me

while I'm headed for the door

The latch is way too high

but I'm standing on my toys

Making all the ruckus

Making all the playground noise

See I lead this pack

Got a juice box tucked in my Reptar backpack

and I never look back

Keep the crawl game strong and the naps real long

If you think you're gonna stop me

you're dead wrong

It's the world in my hands even though I'm only one

Days not over til the whole backyard is under my thumb

Chorus

Who the baddest baby on the block right now

Got a plastic screwdriver and I'm acting out

I'm a big dog in a diaper check the style

Rugrat boss with a crooked tooth smile

Listen to the click of the lock on the gate

Push through the bars cause I can't even wait

Yeah I run the yard yeah I run the yard

Put the toys away when I

say it's over

I'm the King of this play pen till I get older

One year old and already running the house.

Lil Picklez out