Random Things

Verse 1

Woke up at noon with one sock missing

The other one's in the fridge again

My phone says I owe the bank a nickel

And my neighbor's cat just learned my name

I tried to toast a bagel

Set the toaster to avenge

Now the smoke alarm is singing

And the dog is filing a complaint

Chorus

It's a weird little world we're wobbling through

Nothing makes sense and that's the truth

Socks disappear and bills arrive

I'm just trying to stay alive

Post-Chorus

La la la la random things

La la la la random things

Verse 2

The microwave beeps like it's mad at me

I press the button just to hear it scream

My playlist shuffled to a podcast

About the history of cheese

I waved at someone who wasn't waving

Now we're both pretending not to see

The bus drove past my stop entirely

So I'm walking home at three

Chorus

It's a weird little world we're wobbling through

Nothing makes sense and that's the truth

Socks disappear and bills arrive

I'm just trying to stay alive

Post-Chorus

La la la la random things

La la la la random things

Bridge

Every drawer is full of cables

Every cable fits nothing at all

I bought a plant to feel responsible

The plant has left me on read

Chorus

It's a weird little world we're wobbling through

Nothing makes sense and that's the truth

Socks disappear and bills arrive

I'm just trying to stay alive

Post-Chorus

La la la la random things

La la la la random things

Outro

La la la la random things

Yeah that's just life I guess