Everybody's Aliens

Aliens are abducting my little brother!

(Theremin)

I tried to stop them, but they're too strong!

(They're so buff.)

Everybody's aliens! (Everybody's Ian!)

(Oh lord!)

Everybody's aliens!

I told my priest, and he said "Okay,"

He was aliens actually!

I killed my priest,

sound of door creaking

He revived because he's alien.

Chorus

Everybody's aliens!

Everybody's aliens!

I can't trust my mom, i can't trust my dad,

Everybody's aliens, and they're all really mad!

(They wanna replace mе!)

(And I'm not gonna let them!)

(I'm hacking the govеrnment and ordering a drone strike on my house!)

Chorus

Everybody's aliens!

Everybody's aliens!

(Okay guys, I ordered a drone strike and it's on it's way over,

I tried to leave, but, everybody's aliens, they wanna stop me. I'm gonna be a martyr now, it's either that, or I become Martian.

So, yeah, bye.)

(The drone strike hit.)

Chorus

But everybody's aliens!

Everybody's aliens!

Everybody's aliens!

Everybody's aliens!

(Everybody's too[?], signing off)