The Drunk Werewolf

Verse 1

The moon is rising over the bar on Maple Street tonight

I ordered one more whiskey, gonna chug it in the moonlight

Got fur sprouting from my collar and my teeth are getting long

The bartender keeps on pouring while I'm singing out this song

My claws are scratching up the oak top of this rustic bar

The other patrons back up, they see my many scars

I'm howling at the jukebox, stumbling through the door

A six foot tall beast with a craving for liquor I'm a drunk werewolf, howling at the moon

Howling and drinking until the early afternoon

Can't remember where I've been or what I've done last night

Got a hangover and some scratches, must have got into a fight

My fur is matted, my eyes are red, I'm barely on my feet

But I'll be back tomorrow night to do it again, on repeat

A drunk werewolf with no purpose, at least I'm not a phony

Living for the liquor, I'm a one trick pony [Verse 2]

Woke up in the forest with no memory of the spree

Found my torn-up leather jacket hanging from a tree

My wallet's in the dumpster and my shoes are never found

I'm a hairy, drunken monster stumbling through this town

The preacher says I'm going straight to hell for all my sins

But I'm already living in a nightmare from within

I'll just keep drinking till the sunrise chases me away

Then I'll sleep off this disaster till the very next day

CHORUS

I'm a drunk werewolf, howling at the moon

Howling and drinking until the early afternoon

Can't remember where I've been or what I've done last night

Got a hangover and some scratches, must have got into a fight

My fur is matted, my eyes are red, I'm barely on my feet

But I'll be back tomorrow night to do it again, on repeat

A drunk werewolf with no purpose, at least I'm not a phony

Living for the liquor, I'm a one trick pony

BRIDGE

This curse is getting heavy, getting harder to survive

But the bottle keeps on calling, keeps me barely alive

I'm a beast both in the moonlight and a fool beneath the sun

And I don't know how to stop this, but at least I have fun

OUTRO