Octopus Pants

Verse

If an octopus wore pants, would it

Wear them on all eight or only on the back two legs?

Does the moon get lonely at night, or

Does it like how it's alone with all the stars?

Verse

Is it still a strawberry if I

Paint it blue and pretend it isn't red?

If I'm only half asleep, am I

Half awake or am I just half-dead?

Chorus

And if you're tired, let me know

We can take it nice and slow

And if you're scared, just let me know

I can be a friend you know

Verse

If I never speak again, will I

Still be heard if I scream inside my head?

Does my heartbeat sound the same to you

As the way I sound inside my head?

Chorus

And if it's quiet, let me know

We can turn the music low

And if you're bored, just let me know

We can go and watch a show

And if you're tired, let me know

We can take it nice and slow

And if you need me, let me know

I will never ever go