Whenever There's Something, There's Always Something

Whenever there's a pool, there's always a flirt.

Whenever there's a school, there'll always be homework.

Whenever there's a beat, there's always a drum.

Whenever there's fun, there's always Coca-Cola.Whenever there's a fridge, there's always old cheese.

Whenever there's a sneeze, there's always a “bless you” tease.

Whenever there's a cat, there's always a stare.

Whenever there's Wi-Fi, it dies when you care.

Whenever there's a sock, there's always one gone.

Whenever there's karaoke, there's that guy on the song.

Whenever there's a zoom call, there's always one mute.

Whenever there's a grandma, there's always a fruit.

Whenever there's a mall, there's always that kiosk.

Whenever there's a meeting, it should’ve been an email, boss.

Whenever there's a couch, there's always lost chips.

Whenever there's a boat, someone yells, "SHIP!"Whenever there's a pool, there's always a flirt.

Whenever there's a sneeze, someone rips their shirt.

Whenever there's Wi-Fi, it dies when you care.

Whenever there's gum, it’s stuck in your hair.

Whenever there's a sock, there's always one gone.

Whenever there's karaoke, someone sings it wrong.

Whenever there's homework, there's always a moan.

Whenever there's fun, there’s someone on their phone.

And who can say why printers jam?

Why my uncle’s Wi-Fi is a total scam?

Why some eat fries with a fork and knife?

Why Karen complains about store return life?

Whenever there's a mall, someone walks too slow.

Whenever there’s a dad, there’s a bad pun to go.

Whenever there's a beat, there's always a drum.

Whenever there's taxes, I feel kinda dumb.Whenever there's a pool, someone does a belly flop.

Whenever there's a mop, someone still forgets to mop.

Whenever there's a dog, there’s a chewed-up shoe.

Whenever there's a text, autocorrect betrays you.

Whenever there's a school, there’ll always be tests.

Whenever there's a toddler, there’s always a mess.

Whenever there's a beat, someone's off by a mile.

Whenever there's a grandma, she calls you "child."

Whenever there's Wi-Fi, it stops when you stream.

Whenever there's ice cream, someone licks the lid clean.

Whenever there's fun, someone ruins the game.

Whenever there's Coke, someone asks for the name brand.

Whenever there’s a concert, someone records the whole thing.

Whenever there's a meeting, it could've been an email string.

Whenever there’s a cat, there’s hair on your chair.

Whenever there’s a sibling, there’s a fight in the air.

And whenever you trip, someone always sees.

Whenever there's coffee, someone spills on their knees.

Whenever there’s an ad, it’s right before the best part.

Whenever there's a fart… well, youWhenever there’s a pool, someone’s losing their trunks.

Whenever there’s a mime, someone’s throwing in some bonks.

Whenever there’s a sneeze, it's always way too loud.

Whenever there’s a baby, it cries in every crowd.

Whenever there’s a school, there’s a broken bathroom stall.

Whenever there’s a test, I didn’t study at all.

Whenever there’s a beat, there’s an uncle clapping wrong.

Whenever there’s karaoke, someone's butchering a song.