A Very Fucked Up Christmas (Extended 2)

Chorus

Rudolph the shitcunt junkie

Blasted off his face

He stole Santa’s whiskey

And puked all over the place

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, messed up, can’t show up

Screwed it up, all blown up

Verse 2

Last night on the rooftop

He pissed onto the sleigh

Said fuck it all, let’s snort the snow

And stumbled off the way

Pre-Chorus

You never saw him sober, not even for one night

Rudolph’s nose was red as hell, coked out and shining bright

Chorus

Rudolph the shitcunt junkie

Turned Christmas upside down

Santa’s yelling, what the fuck

Throw that bastard out of town

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, gone wild, exiled

All my elves just reviled

Bridge

Deck the halls with piles of bullshit

Fucking tinsel where I spit

Jingle bells, now suck my balls

Fa la la, I think I'm lit

Verse 3

Mrs. Claus just flipped me off

Eggnog spiked with gin

Shoved the tree right up my ass

Merry goddamn Christmas, grin

Chorus

Suck my balls, oh deck the halls

With every curse you know

Santa’s trashed, the elves all clash

Let’s watch the chaos grow

Post-Chorus

La la, fucked up, can’t stop

Ho ho, drink up, non-stop