Limp Randy

Intro

Yo

Yo

Uh

Yeah

It is me

Or maybe not

Limp Randy

That is the name I think I got

Let us get stupid man

Verse 1

Brain is foggy

Mirror clown is staring back

Who are you

How did you get inside this house

Couch dog

Tiny mouse is driving the cat

Spaghetti

Tripped on my laces

Messy

Spilled some milk

Milk is on the ceiling

Shoes on my hands

Now I am leading a marching band

Chorus

I do not remember my name

Oh wait it is Limp Randy

Maybe Bob

Maybe Steve

Nah it is Limp Randy

I do not remember my name

Let us get silly man

Life is a comedy

And I am the main jam

Post-Chorus

Randy

Randy

Limp Randy

Randy

Randy

Limp Randy

Verse 2

Sit down pickle

My brain is in a toaster

Fish tank

Now I am friends with the goldfish

Blank

My notebook is full of doodles

Lunchtime

I am eating glue

Candy

Everyone is staring

I got your backpack

I sneezed in my pants

Oh snap the quack

Chorus

I do not remember my name

Oh wait it is Limp Randy

Maybe Bob

Maybe Steve

Nah it is Limp Randy

I do not remember my name

Let us get silly man

Life is a comedy

And I am the main jam

Post-Chorus

Randy

Randy

Limp Randy

Randy

Randy

Limp Randy

Bridge

Wait

Is that my sandwich talking to me

Eat me or do not whatever

Whoa chill

I am not even hungry

Oh wait I think I am

Mailbox winked

Lamp is doing the hustle

Cat is typing a text

Dog is singing opera

Cereal climbing the wall

Trampoline in my bathtub

Verse 3

Found my shoes

Spoon in my doggy

Rainbow

Tripped on the sky

Show

Bought a rock called it soda

Noodle

The cashier is confused

Door

Moonwalked out the building

Core

Chaos is the way

Chorus

I do not remember my name

Oh wait it is Limp Randy

Maybe Bob

Maybe Steve

Nah it is Limp Randy

I do not remember my name

Let us get silly man

Life is a comedy

And I am the main jam

Outro

If you see me

Bouncing off the streetlights

Riding a vacuum

Shoes on my head tonight

Master of absurdity

Brains are optional

Chaos is mandatory

Sanity is optional too

Limp Randy

Yeah

I forgot my keys again

Where am I

Oh

Bye