LImerilicks - Segina Recktor

There once was a girl from the Cod,

Who dreamed she'd been buggered by God.

When she rolled over, it wasn't Jehovah.

It was Roger the Dodger, the dirty old codger,

The bastard, the bugger, the sod.

There was a young sailor from Brighton,

Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."

She replied, "Bless my soul,

You're in the wrong hole;

There's plenty of room in the right one."

A woman from South Carolina

strung fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.

With proper sized cocks

what was sex became Bach's

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.

here once was a man from Kent

whose cock was so long, it was bent.

To save himself trouble,

he stuck it in double,

and instead of coming, he WENT.

There once was a lady from Wheeling

Who claimed she had no sexual feeling

Till a cynic named Boris

Simply licked her clitoris

And she had to be scraped off the ceiling