CreepyPastaburger

Verse

Clockin' in at midnight, headset on my head,

Grease poppin' in the kitchen, fries turnin' red.

Manager said, "Stay calm, it'll be alright,"

Then I saw a shadow by the soda machine tonight.

Pre-Chorus

Who's that in the dining room?

Why's the mascot on the move?

Ice cream machine's possessed again,

And the drive-thru's speaking fluent doom.

Chorus

Five nights at Burger King,

Trying to survive the shift.

Every order gets stranger,

Every customer's a myth.

Five nights at Burger King,

Please just let me go home.

The nuggets started whispering,

And now I'm not alone.

(Guest Verse – Kanye Style)

Yeah, I walked in, crown on, late-night energy,

Ordered twenty Whoppers, called it food chemistry.

Everybody looking nervous, why they staring at the king?

I just wanted extra pickles, now the mascot starts to sing.

Outro

Sunrise through the window, finally made it through,

Till next week's schedule dropped and said,

"Five more nights for you."