The same procedure as every new years eve

Verse 1

Joe poured molten lead into water

Three men, three women, all in high spirits

Playing party games, pouring molten lead

Three men, three women, all in high spirits

Verse 2

They were drinking wine, she was sparkling wine

They were drinking beer, he was whiskey

At twelve they toasted sparkling wine

Joe lit fireworks, he had brought an hour's supply

Chorus

As he does every year, Fred fell asleep at twelve-ten

Helen hit the lamp with the champagne cork

Frank could barely crawl, he had drunk that much

Evelyn threw up on the sidewalk below

Verse 3

Lisa is still preparing cheese bites

For the first snack of the new year

They said goodbye only at dawn

Chorus

As he does every year, Fred fell asleep at twelve-ten

Helen hit the lamp with the champagne cork

Frank could barely crawl, he had drunk that much

Evelyn threw up on the sidewalk below

Outro

Joe lit fireworks, he had brought an hour's supply

Lisa is still preparing cheese bites

For the first snack of the new year