Shogun Bob

[Intro] Uh Yo

Yeah

Bob the Shogun

[Verse 1] Paper hat sits sideways on his head

Shogun Bob likes eating cold jam on toasted bread

Walking tall through the market with a plastic sword

Nobody bowed because everyone was bored

Buying some discount rice

Staining his kimono twice

[Pre-Chorus] He wants respect

He wants the throne

He wants his mother to leave him alone

[Chorus] Oh Shogun Bob

Clumsy in the palace with a big top knot

Oh Shogun Bob

Gave away his gold for a parking lot

Bob the Shogun

Bob the Shogun

[Post-Chorus] Yeah

Uh

That is Bob

The warrior

[Verse 2] Riding on a goat through the pouring rain

Bob is feeling all the royal mental pain

Tripped on a rock while looking for his shoes

The evening news announced that he was born to lose

Missing his wooden clogs

Talking to the temple dogs

[Pre-Chorus] He wants respect

He wants the throne

He wants his mother to leave him alone

[Chorus] Oh Shogun Bob

Clumsy in the palace with a big top knot

Oh Shogun Bob

Gave away his gold for a parking lot

Bob the Shogun

Bob the Shogun

[Bridge] I saw him

I heard him

I helped him

The sword fell in the pond

Now the glory is all gone

Splash

Splash

[Chorus] Oh Shogun Bob

Clumsy in the palace with a big top knot

Oh Shogun Bob

Gave away his gold for a parking lot

Bob the Shogun

Bob the Shogun

[Post-Chorus] Go Bob

Go Bob

Don't trip Bob

Yeah

Legend of the jam bread

Shogun Bob