ALDI MAN 2

Hook

Aldi, i used to shop there

I am the airman i like to breathe air

Im also the aldi man

Aldi's biggest fan

Aldi, shop for my cheddar, my cheese

Get me nitrous please

I am aldi man, aldi man

Verse 1

Aldi, its my favourite shop

Head to the goon cave and let me clop

Aldi, i love there food

I just gooned to a femboy dude

Took six seven cans of nitrous

Im so high, im so high

Gooned 41 times

I might die, i might die

Hook

Aldi, i used to shop there

I am the airman i like to breathe air

Im also the aldi man

Aldi's biggest fan

Aldi, shop for my cheddar, my cheese

Get me nitrous please

I am aldi man, aldi man

Verse 2

Nitrous, it is so peak

Took too much im feeling weak

Took too much it put me to sleep

But maybe its cause i bought it so cheap

Aldi is the best store

I been shopping there since i was four

Hold up i saw diddy in here i could of swore

I better get out, run out the door

Hook

Aldi, i used to shop there

I am the airman i like to breathe air

Im also the aldi man

Aldi's biggest fan

Aldi, shop for my cheddar, my cheese

Get me nitrous please

I am aldi man, aldi man

Aldi, aldi, aldi, i am aldi man

Aldi, aldi, aldi, i am aldi man

Aldi, aldi, aldi, i am aldi man

Aldi, aldi, aldi, i am aldi man