The Dapper Diner

Verse 1

Silver tray

Bright white napkins on the bay

He keeps his manners tucked inside his vest

Polished shoes

Nothing left to lose

Clean

Crisp

A dapper devil looking for the best

Chorus

Oh Mr. Higgins is a charming man

He will invite you for a bite

He will invite you for a bite

Such a very charming man

Taking everything he can

Taking everything he can

Post-Chorus

La de da

La de da

Eat it up

Eat it up

Verse 2

Stiff collar

Spending every bottom dollar

Fresh lavender upon the window sill

Sharp knives

Ending busy lives

Quick

Careful

Waiting for the frantic sudden thrill

He likes the marrow and the bone

Always dining all alone

Chorus

Oh Mr. Higgins is a charming man

He will invite you for a bite

He will invite you for a bite

Such a very charming man

Taking everything he can

Taking everything he can

Bridge

Pardon me

Excuse me

Forgive me

I think your shoulder looks divine

Sautéed with a glass of heavy wine

Don't be shy

Don't be scared

Don't be late

Chorus

Oh Mr. Higgins is a charming man

He will invite you for a bite

He will invite you for a bite

Such a very charming man

Taking everything he can

Taking everything he can

Post-Chorus

La de da

La de da

Eat it up

Eat it up

Outro

Check please

Wipe the chin

Wipe the chin

He wears a grin

Such a handsome grin

Finished now

Finished now