Diss Yo Mama?

Intro

Yeah

Check the clock

Your time is up

Look

Verse 1

Big

Heavy

I saw your mother

She was waiting by the door

Looking for something more

Fat rolls folding over the bed

Hungry for what I said

I did it

I won it

I spent it

She took the whole check

While I was gripping her neck

Greasy hair

Plastic chair

She can't even stand up straight

Emptying out every plate

Chorus

She loves the way I move

She loves the way I move

Your house is my house now

Your house is my house now

I'm the one she calls at night

I'm the one she calls at night

Post-Chorus

Yeah

Move

Yeah

Move

Verse 2

Loose

Wrecked

Like a canyon floor

Opening up the back door

She wants it rough

She wants it tough

She wants the white rain

To wash away all her pain

Slurping it down

Wearing a crown of shame

Forgetting your father's name

She begged

She borrowed

She swallowed

Wide open space

All over her face

Dirty sheets

Bed reeks

Your childhood room is gone

I'll be there until the dawn

Chorus

She loves the way I move

She loves the way I move

Your house is my house now

Your house is my house now

I'm the one she calls at night

I'm the one she calls at night

Bridge

Wash your hands

Set the table

Keep it steady

Keep it stable

I'm the man of the house

You're a quiet little mouse

Better cook it medium rare

While I'm pulling on her hair

Verse 3

Ding dong

I'm here

Parked the whip out front

Doing exactly what I want

Silverware clinking

What are you thinking

Pass the gravy

Call me daddy

Sit up straight

Clean your plate

I'm staying for dessert

Underneath her skirt

Burping loud

Feeling proud

Check the guest list

I'm the one you missed

Chorus

She loves the way I move

She loves the way I move

Your house is my house now

Your house is my house now

I'm the one she calls at night

I'm the one she calls at night

Outro

Pass the salt kid

I'm sleeping in your bed tonight

Yeah

Don't forget to wash the dishes

See you in the morning

Son