Poppin' Little Pills

Intro

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Well, hello there, Doctor Feelgood

Verse 1

I woke up feelin' blue as a blueberry pie

Didn't wanna get up, didn't wanna even try

My therapist said "Buddy, you gotta get some help"

So I walked into the pharmacy and kinda felt

Pre-Chorus

Like a puppy who forgot how to fetch

Like a kettle that just won't catch

Chorus

Now I'm poppin' little pills to make the sunshine in

My happy little tablet is my new best friend

Side effects include: dry mouth and maybe a rash

But at least I'm not cryin' over yesterday's trash

Verse 2

I take one in the morning with my coffee and my toast

Hope it doesn't make me feel like a haunted ghost

Doctor said "Give it six weeks, see how you go"

Now I'm laughin' at commercials for microwave burritos

Pre-Chorus

I'm a robot learning how to smile

Takes a little while, takes a little while

Chorus

Now I'm poppin' little pills to make the sunshine in

My happy little tablet is my new best friend

Side effects include: dry mouth and maybe a rash

But at least I'm not cryin' over yesterday's trash

Bridge

I tried yoga, I tried kale

I tried cryin' in a pail

I tried runnin' in the rain

Nothin' helped this sad-brain pain

But now I'm chemically serene

If you know what I mean

Chorus

I'm poppin' little pills to make the sunshine in

My happy little tablet is my new best friend

Side effects include: dry mouth and maybe a rash

But at least I'm not cryin' over yesterday's trash

Outro

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Not cryin' anymore, folks

Not cryin' at all

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Pass the water, would ya?