The Neighbor Nobody Wanted

Verse 1

Left

My car

Behind your truck

You blocked the whole driveway

Just because you felt like being mean

Small

Brain

Tiny heart

Huge truck

Parking sideways like a king

Watching from the porch and drinking juice

Chorus

You are a bungwad

Just a total bungwad

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

You are a bungwad

Post-Chorus

Yeah

Uh huh

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Verse 2

Mowed

The lawn

At six o'clock

On a Sunday morning

Because you hate to see me sleep

Rude

Man

Dirty shoes

Stolen mail

I saw you take my package

You hid it in the bushes by the shed

I know you did it

I saw you do it

I really hate you

Chorus

You are a bungwad

Just a total bungwad

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

You are a bungwad

Post-Chorus

Yeah

Uh huh

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bridge

I tried to be nice

I tried to say hey

I tried to be cool

But you spit on the ground

And you kicked my trash can

And you laughed at my dog

You're a prick

You're a jerk

You're a pain

Chorus

You are a bungwad

Just a total bungwad

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

You are a bungwad

Post-Chorus

Yeah

Uh huh

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Bungwad

Outro

Move your truck

Seriously

Get off my lawn

Bungwad

Go away

Bye bye