Patience Meter

Intro

Hey!

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Verse 1

Your breath is so loud, why torment me so?

Like a dying whale, why don’t you just let go?

I'll bite my tongue, but I’m losing it fast,

Take one more breath, and I know I won’t last!

Verse 2

Your chumping sound like boots walking through mud

Your jaw falls and rises with a squishing flood

I tried to ignore it, Oh I really tried

But with every chew I feel more anger inside

Pre-Chorus

Test me now, I dare you, cross that line

And don't you dare ask if it's 'that' time

I got a ledger, and your name’s in red

Cross one more line, you’ll wish you were dead

Chorus

Don’t you test that wire, don’t pull that thread

I got a patience meter, flashing red

So go ahead, push it, see what you get

I got a list, it'll make you sweat

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due

Verse 3

You’re standing so close, I can taste your words,

Your breath in my face-it’s absurd.

I back up a step, but you follow me still,

One more inch-I’ll end this, I will!

Pre-Chorus

Test me now, I dare you, cross that line

And don't you dare ask if it's 'that' time

I got a ledger, and your name’s in red

Cross one more line, you’ll wish you were dead

Chorus

Don’t you test that wire, don’t pull that thread

I got a patience meter, flashing red

So go ahead, push it, see what you get

I got a list of ways I’ll make you sweat

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due

Bridge

I’ll borrow your toothbrush for some other use,

I’ll sabotage your alarm clock button that says snooze.

I’ll mail Scientology for a test addressed to you,

I’ll shut your mailbox with industrial superglue.

I’ll ask for job references from your boss

I’ll spray-paint your car with ‘I LOVE GAY COPS’

I’ll graffiti every ladies’ room that you’re bad in bed,

And then I’ll barbecue and eat your cat

You know,....shit like that!

Chorus

Don’t you test that wire, don’t pull that thread

I got a patience meter, flashing red

So go ahead, push it, see what you get

I got a list of ways I’ll make you sweat

Outro

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due

Oh-oh, you wanna see what I’ll do

Yeah-yeah, you'll get what's due