Welcome to the Dungeon (Old Timey Version)

Intro

Step right up, friends, the doors are wide,

SNM Game Dungeon is your guide!

I'm Monsterus—say it Monster-us—

Come meet the crew and make a fuss!

Verse 1

From YouTube screens to Kick tonight,

Twitch is glowing, the room feels bright.

Controllers ready, dice in flight,

We chase strange quests till morning light.

Pre-Chorus

If the map looks wild and the boss seems mean,

Mathadar's there with a grin serene.

He's my husband, partner, co-op king,

Together we turn every match into a thing!

Chorus

Welcome to the Dungeon, come on in,

SNM's the place where the fun begins!

Laugh with us, cheer with us, stay awhile,

Monsterus is calling with a wicked smile!

YouTube, Kick, Twitch—we're on the run,

Games, good company, and mayhem for everyone!

Verse 2

We'll stream the victories, share the fails,

Trade bold plans and improbable tales.

When a tiny side quest derails the night,

That's usually when it turns out right.

Bridge

Bring your snacks and bring your crew,

There's always something strange to do.

Mathadar and I will hold the line,

You bring the chat—we'll bring the shine!

Instrumental Break

Final Chorus

Welcome to the Dungeon, come on in,

SNM's the place where the fun begins!

Laugh with us, cheer with us, stay awhile,

Monsterus is calling with a wicked smile!

YouTube, Kick, Twitch—pick your door,

Then join the adventure and ask for more!

Outro

Monsterus—Monster-us—now you know my name,

SNM Game Dungeon, remember the game!

Mathadar and I will see you soon,

Roll the next adventure under a bright cartoon moon!