Waiting for My Knight

Verse 1

I never got the memo that chivalry was dead

In fact, I've had a standing invite for a white horse 'round my bed

I need a knight in shining armor, not a boy with daddy issues

And if you call me "sugar pie," I'm gonna have to boo-hooo

Pre-Chorus

Where did they go?

Is this a joke?

I know there's a few out there, but where do they hide?

'Cause I'm still alone

I need to be shown

Chorus

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Where'd they all go?

'Cause I'm waiting for my knight to come find me

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Why hasn't one in his twenties found me yet?

Verse 2

I read that men are less romantic than they were in '64

But that was before dating apps, I can't imagine how much worse

I know it sounds pretentious, but I want someone who's timeless

Who opens every door for me (and keeps his fingers off my titty)

Pre-Chorus

Where did they go?

Is it a hoax?

I know there's a few out there, but where do they hide?

'Cause I'm still alone (still alone)

I need to be shown (yeah)

Chorus

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Where'd they all go?

'Cause I'm waiting for my knight to come find me

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Why hasn't one in his twenties found me yet?

Bridge

Should I try wearing a ballgown to the grocery store?

'Cause if that won't get me a gentleman, I don't know what will

Should I try dancing with Cinderella in the street?

'Cause maybe then my Prince Charming will finally notice me

(Notice me)

Chorus

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Where'd they all go?

'Cause I'm waiting for my knight to come find me

Where are all the chivalrous men in the world?

Why hasn't one in his twenties found me yet?

Outro

Where are you, baby?

Where'd you go?

I'm still waiting here

Where are you, baby?

Where'd you go?

I'll be waiting here for you