Weighted Dice(OG

Intro

(Deep vocal bass groove)

Ooh-whee

Ooh-whee-hee

Yodel-ay-hee-scat-bi-do

Chorus

Weighted dice in a crooked game

I tell the same lies with a different name

My zero self-control is a crying shame

Weighted dice

Weighted dice

Verse 1

I look but I don't touch

Which shouldn't count for much

Yeah I drink far too much

The dirtiest sluts

I would never fuck

Pre-Chorus

And maybe one day I'll fix this mess

To save us both from this distress

And pull us out of this emptiness

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe

Chorus

Weighted dice in a crooked game

I tell the same lies with a different name

My zero self-control is a crying shame

Weighted dice

Weighted dice

Verse 2

Now your friend is at the door

She says she wants more

Than she got on the floor

One big threesome

Before you get lonesome

Pre-Chorus

Did you taste her on my face?

Leaving a messy trace

All over the place

I'm cruel

I'm a fool

I'm the rule

Bridge

J-Rad yodel-ay-ee

Flay-Ling wild and free

Skippity-bap-pow-whoa

Keep the lights down low

(Yodeling interlude with vocal trumpet sounds)

Chorus

Weighted dice in a crooked game

I tell the same lies with a different name

My zero self-control is a crying shame

Weighted dice

Weighted dice

Drop

Yodel-ay-ee-hoo

Bap-ba-dap-ba-doo