Cat owner problems lol

Verse 1

Final boss

One hit left

Then paws

Heavy paws

Landing on the plastic

Now the camera spins around

My thumb is jammed against the trigger

Stuck

Failing hard

Everything is over

Chorus

My cat jumped on the controller

Now I am dead

He just wanted some attention

But I lost my head

I was winning

I was winning

Now I am dead

Post-Chorus

Meow meow

Restart

Meow meow

Bad start

Game over

Verse 2

Furry weight

Blocking out the screen

Tail

A giant ginger tail

Whipping across my tired eyes

He is purring while I am screaming

Loud

Really loud

Level forty gone

He looks at me

Waiting for a treat

Cold

Ice cold

The boss is laughing at my corpse

Chorus

My cat jumped on the controller

Now I am dead

He just wanted some attention

But I lost my head

I was winning

I was winning

Now I am dead

Post-Chorus

Meow meow

Restart

Meow meow

Bad start

Game over

Bridge

Maybe he is hungry

Maybe he is bored

Maybe he just hates my high score

He sat

He pressed

He won

I lost

I lost

I lost

Chorus

My cat jumped on the controller

Now I am dead

He just wanted some attention

But I lost my head

I was winning

I was winning

Now I am dead

Outro

Good boy

Why you do this

Put the remote down

Please

No

Stay away from the power cord

Game over