Sunday Dress © (Reference 2)

Verse

There was a young miner worked down the pits

But he was off work with a dose of the....

Measles!

Oh what rotten luck,

He decided to tell his boss to get to...

Falkirk

On a bargain hunt,

But his wife took a fall there and landed right on her...

Chorus

Sunday dress, clean , fresh and pressed.

Wear it on Sunday, and you'll never be stressed.

Verse

He met a young maiden, much to his shock

She loved his sweet smile and admired his...

Garden!

He loved her too, cos she knew of the pits

But what he loved the most was her really big...

Earrings!

They went for a picnic, on the newly cut grass

But alas, she slipped and landed right on the

Chorus

Sunday dress, clean, fresh and pressed

Wear it on Sunday, and you'll never be stressed.

Verse

He decided one day that he'd propose

So he went out and bought her a ring for her...

Finger.

for she was so dear to his heart

But she got so excited, she let off a ...

Firework!

They got married in the Spring, but retired from the pit .

He got a brand new job shovelling...

Coal.

Then, after the wedding, they fell on the grass

The pair of them landed right on the

Chorus

Sunday dress, clean, fresh, and pressed

Wear every Sunday, and you'll never be stressed

Verse

So that was the story. I hope you understood

Don't sit here complaining if you think it's rude

It's just a daft song, a silly wee farce .

And if you don't like it shove it up your...

Chorus

Sunday Dress, clean, fresh, and pressed

Wear every Sunday, and you'll never be stressed.

Sunday Dress, new Sunday best

Remember this ditty, and they'll all be impressed.