The Wario-Waluigi War March

Intro

CRUSH! SMASH! GOLD!

Verse 1

Wario marched from Vercelli south

Pike and halberd greasy in his hands

Saw a Frenchman counting coin

Broke his teeth upon the land

Waluigi crawled through mud and rain

Dagger tucked behind his twisted grin

Stole the payroll from the camp

Let the chaos all begin

Chorus

For the Duke of Savoy we fight!

Grab the plunder grab the light

Italian fields run red tonight

WAH! HAHA! We take what's right

Post-Chorus

Gold gold gold gold

GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD

Verse 2

Muskets fired across the Po

Wario charged with battle-cry so foul

Waluigi tripped a knight of France

Pulled the crown right off his scowl

Bagpipes screamed beneath the Alps

Fiddles sawing through the cannon roar

Two green figures wading deep

Where the Renaissance runs with gore

Chorus

For the Duke of Savoy we fight!

Grab the plunder grab the light

Italian fields run red tonight

WAH! HAHA! We take what's right

Post-Chorus

Gold gold gold gold

GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD

Bridge

Celtic mist on Piedmont hills

War drums pounding through the sacred shrines

Wario belches at the Pope's own men

Waluigi tangling the battle lines

Breakdown

(Growling)

SAVOY! SAVOY! SAVOY!

WAH! WALUIGI! WAH!

Chorus

For the Duke of Savoy we fight!

Grab the plunder grab the light

Italian fields run red tonight

WAH! HAHA! We take what's right

Outro

Wario... Waluigi...

Duchy's finest

(Shrill whistle)