Butter to the Left, NeeDoh to the Right

Intro

Squeeze! Squeeze! Let the battle begin!

Two little squishies, only one can win!

Butter on the left, NeeDoh on the right,

Who's got the squish that feels just right?

Verse 1 — Butter Squishy

I'm the Butter Squishy, soft like gold,

Squeeze me once, and watch me fold!

Smooth and buttery, easy to press,

When it comes to squishing, I'm simply the best!

You can mash me down, you can roll me around,

I'm the squishy champion in this town!

NeeDoh, step up, don't run away,

I'm taking the trophy home today!

Verse 2 — NeeDoh

Hold up, Butter, don't get too proud,

NeeDoh's here and I'm drawing a crowd!

I'm stretchy, squishy, soft and sweet,

A little square that's hard to beat!

Push me down, watch me change,

Squeeze me hard, I'm still in the game!

When you let go, I bounce right back,

NeeDoh's got the squishy attack!

Chorus — BOTH

WHO'S BETTER?!

LET'S FIND OUT!

SQUISH IT DOWN!

THEN LET IT BOUNCE OUT!

Butter Squishy!

NeeDoh too!

One's gotta win—

But who will come through?

Verse 3 — Battle

Butter says, "I'm softer!"

NeeDoh says, "No way!"

Butter says, "I'm smoother!"

NeeDoh says, "Not today!"

Squeeze to the left!

Squeeze to the right!

Round after round in the squishy fight!

No punching, no kicking, just squeeze and play,

The ultimate squishy showdown starts today!

Bridge

Round one—SQUISH!

Round two—PRESS!

Round three—WHO'S THE BEST?!

Butter gets flattened!

NeeDoh gets squeezed!

Both of them bouncing like nobody's seen!

Final Chorus

WHO'S BETTER?!

WHO'S THE BEST?!

BUTTER SQUISHY

VERSUS NEE-DOH TEST!

SQUISH!

SQUISH!

LET THE BATTLE GO!

BUTTER SQUISHY!

NEEDOH!

One final squeeze...

And nobody knows!

Outro

Maybe Butter wins, maybe NeeDoh takes the crown,

But there's only one way to settle it now—

Grab them both, give them one giant squeeze