Jumpstart My Fart ©

Guitar intro

Verse

Taco Tuesday, to the taco van I strut

Next thing there's a deep rumbling from my butt

A Fart! My Fart!

Jumpstart my fart!

All the bandmates are steering clear of me

The smells making my eyes water and it's getting hard to see

My Fart! My Fart!

Hope I don't shart!

Pre Chorus

Ooh, now it's starting to churn!

Soon, I'll be feeling the burn!

Chorus

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart start my fart, better not be a shart!

Whoa, No!

Lord help me!

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart my fart, tearing my hole apart

Ooh, God!

Have mercy! yeah!

Verse

Shouldn't have had that burrito surprise.

What's happening in my pants now ain't very nice

My fart, my Fart!

Jumpstart my fart!

Now I'm in trouble, seems I gotta run

Trying to run cross legged ain't my idea of fun.

My fart! Massive fart!

Please don't be a shart!

Pre Chorus

Ooh, now I'm starting to rant

Ooh! Might need to check my pants!

Chorus

Woah! No!

Jumpstart my fart, hope it ain't a shart

Whoa! No!

Save me!

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart my fart, tore my hole apart!

Oh, God!

Have mercy!

Guitar solo

Bridge

Jumpstart my fart!

When we went to the van, thought I had

Some kind of plan.

Now I'm starting to cry , with the smell from my ass

Should've ate from a place with a bit more class

I let my hunger get the better of me

Now I'm clearing buildings with my gas!

Pre Chorus

I say, ooh-ah

Jumpstart my fart, what the hell is that smell?

And to think, all I wanted was a snack, now my guts are giving me Heeeeeeeellll!!

Chorus

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart my fart, don't be a shart!

Whoa, No!

Have meh,meh,meh,meh, mercy!

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart my fart, please make it stop!

Whoa, Oh!

Help me!

Jumpstart my fart, hope it's not a shart!

Whoa, Whoa!

Save me!

Whoa, No!

Jumpstart my fart, eating spicy food!

Whoa,Oh!

Jumpstart my fart!

Musical Outro