the story of........ME

once upon a time, when i was a little lad, I loved pickles, until the pickles themselves consumed me.

a million years later they spit me out and I was still a young lad. and then I realized bob the idiot sorcerer resurrected me. and then I said "thanks" and he say "don't be" and I said "why?" and then he stabbed me in my heart and I ripped off his ear and he kicked my gut and I ripped out his brain threw his ear.......and then.......... I lived happily ever after!

THE END