Grand Master Slay

Hey! what's up?

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I have never stepped a foot in a dojo.

I don't feel like it they all have like bad mojo.

haha...

yeah!

But it's totally possible to get fighting skills just from observation!

I would win a fight against 99 percent of the men in our nation!

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yeah!

I've subscribed to all martial arts channels on youtube.

never miss a single video, never happens!

My hands and my feet have become dangerous weapons!

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yeah!

I watch youtube videos all day!

Mostly MMA and BJJ.

I'm seriously considering changing my x-handle to grand master slay!

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yeah!

I would totally crush Stephen Segal in a fight!

A real street fight preferably at night!

I would dominate any of those martial arts youtubers!

I'm luke skywalker and they are star wars storm troopers!

they fight like they did women self defense or bullshido!

And i have seen better technique from a guy wearing a speedo!

haha...yeah!

If the cops would try to arrest me it would end in disaster!

In me they would finally find their true master!

So don't mess with me bruh!

haha. yeah...