The Bitter Script

Intro

Look

If I tell you I'm back

Does that mean I ever really left

Probably just went to the basement to sharpen the axe

Yeah

Verse 1

Venomous

Spitting a sentence that's sentimentally sinister

Ministers mention I'm menacing

Send 'em a medicine

Better than anyone

Gone

I'm a titan

Biting the head off a bison while writing a poem

In a storm

With a horn

On a unicorn

Torn

See the orange man

Tanning his hide

While he's planning a bribe

Got the vanity fried

Like a fish at a carnival

Harboring hate in a golf cart

Heartless

Department of Justice is shaking

Because of the fakes and the snake in the grass

The orange paint won't mask the cracks in his glass

Pass me the pad

I'm bad as a dad with a fad

Losing his mind at a Macy's

Lately

I'm crazy

I'm Slim

The shady one

Maybe the only one left with a clip

And a quip

Lip

Service

Chorus

He’s back again

He’s back again

The monster under the bed is your best friend

He’s back again

He’s back again

Say my name three times and the world will end

Shady

Shady

Shady

Post-Chorus

Guess who

Guess who

Guess who

Ha ha ha

Verse 2

Kim Kardashian

Running a marathon

Wearing a parry on

A carry on

Luggage

I'm rugged

I'm plugging the plug in the socket

And watching it pop

Stop

Drop

And roll

Like a bowl of granola

In a stroller

With a polar bear

Holding a solar flare

Careful

I'm prayerful

I'm fearful

The earful I'm giving is jagged

Like daggers

He staggers

The commander in chief is a thief

And a grief

Briefly

Briefly

Briefly

Let's talk about Mar-a-Lago

And how the ego is larger than Chicago

Hollow

Follow the leader

The tweeter

The bottom feeder

Eating a burger

While plotting a murder of democracy

Hypocrisy

Policy

Probably

Needs a lobotomy

Oddly

I'm godly

With a pen and a pad

Making 'em mad

Sad

Glad

Chorus

He’s back again

He’s back again

The monster under the bed is your best friend

He’s back again

He’s back again

Say my name three times and the world will end

Shady

Shady

Shady

Bridge

I don't care about your feelings

I'm peeling the ceiling back

Revealing the dealing of a dealer

A healer

A squealer

I'm a gorilla

In a villa

Eating vanilla

With a killer

Named Miller

Or maybe it's Skylar

I'm a high flyer

A liar

On fire

Verse 3

Pete Davidson

Better start saving his skin

Before I begin

To win

Again

I'm a sin

A twin

A grin

In a bin

Full of gin

Then

I'll go for the throat of the GOP

Don't quote me

But hopefully

The rope he's been pulling is starting to fray

Hey

Donnie

It's over

The rover is coming to get you

I bet you

Regret the day you stepped in the booth

But I'm the truth

Ruthless

Toothless

Couthless

Youthless

But still the king of the ring

With a sting

And a wing

And a thing

Sing

Zing

The orange king is just a clown in a gown

Burning the town down

Ground

Bound

Found

Dead in the water

With a daughter

And a spotter

And a plotter

I'm the author of your demise

Look in my eyes

I'm the prize

Surprise

Chorus

He’s back again

He’s back again

The monster under the bed is your best friend

He’s back again

He’s back again

Say my name three times and the world will end

Shady

Shady

Shady

Outro

Yeah

I'm out

Keep tweeting Donnie

I'll keep rapping

It's not even a fair fight

Ha

Shady 2024

Peace