Tiny Toy Piano

Verse 1

Plink plink on the plastic keys

Forty-nine cents of melody

My cat walked in and stared at me

Like I lost my sanity

Tiny hammers rusty springs

Every note a tiny sting

Big ideas in a little box

My fingers slide the tiny locks

Pre-Chorus

Little sound so loud inside

Little world I can't deny

Little box of might and main

Plink it out again again

Chorus

Tiny toy piano

Sing it loud and small

Tiny toy piano

Mightiest of all

Tiny toy piano

Don't you drop its ball

Plink plink plink I fall

Verse 2

Neighbor knocked and shook his head

Thought the water pipes were dead

I played him Bach with half the keys

He still refused to bend his knees

Grand pianos cost a grand

Mine fits in my open hand

Middle C and C and C

That's the whole geography

Pre-Chorus

Little sound so loud inside

Little world I can't deny

Little box of might and main

Plink it out again again

Chorus

Tiny toy piano

Sing it loud and small

Tiny toy piano

Mightiest of all

Tiny toy piano

Don't you drop its ball

Plink plink plink I fall

Bridge

Pluck the wooden pendulum

Wonderful and whimsical

Pound it like a hammer might

Pathetic and polite

Click the keys with all my soul

Can't quite reach a whole

Half a note and half a dream

Plinky plinky screaming

Chorus

Tiny toy piano

Sing it loud and small

Tiny toy piano

Mightiest of all

Tiny toy piano

Don't you drop its ball

Plink plink plink I fall

Outro

Plink

Plink

Plink plink plink

That's all