Imagine Dragon Deez Nutz

Imagine Dragons

Do you like the band Imagine Dragons?

Yes/No (doesn’t matter).

Imagine Dragon deez nuts on your face.

Guantes

How do you say gloves in Spanish?

Guantes.

Guant dis dick in your mouth?

Tulips

What are those famous flowers in the Netherlands called?

Tulips.

Two lips on deez nuts.

Sugondese

Have you ever tried Sugondese food before?

What is Sugondese food?

Sug on deez nuts.

Fumunda

Have you ever tried Fuhmunda cheese?

What’s that?

Cheese fum unda deez nuts.

Kombucha

Do you like Kombucha?

Yes/No (doesn’t matter).

Kombucha mouth on deez nuts.

Eden / Willya / Bofa / Phillip / Landon / Wendy

Do you know my friend Eden?

Eden who?

Eden deez nuts / Willya suck on deez nuts / Bofa deez nuts / Phillip on deez nuts / Landon on deez nuts / Wendy’s nuts hit you in the face.

Ligma

I just got diagnosed with Ligma.

What’s Ligma?

Ligma balls.

CDs

What was that music disc thing that used to be popular? I can’t remember.

CDs?

See deez nuts in your mouth.

Pudding

Do you enjoy pudding?

Yeah I guess.

Pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

Parodies

Do you like watching parodies?

What kind of parodies?

A pair of deez nuts on your face.

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