Anything But Milk

Verse 1

I ain't never met a girl who could look me in my face

And make me believe that she wasn't a waste

A lot of time and gas money or a hundred bucks a night

A little bit of makeup just to hide them red, red eyes

Verse 2

But she said, "I'm different, I'ma country girl born and raised"

She said, "I love Jesus, but I still love to play"

A little bit of whiskey and a lot of Mary Jane

She said, "Hey there, cowboy, think you can handle this?"

Chorus

I said, "Well, baby, I can drink anything but milk"

Or anything that's gonna give me the chills

I'll bet you a hundred if I lose

But if I win, you're coming home with

A cowboy hat, some Lucchese boots

A big-ass belt buckle, some Wrangles, too

And by the end of this crazy night

You'll be in love with Texas

Verse 3

She looked at me like I was out of my damn mind

A pretty little thing like her, she knew what she could find

Ain't no way a city girl would ever take that bet

She knew it was a sure thing but she hadn't tried it yet

Verse 4

She said, "I'll take those odds, 'cause I ain't never lost"

She said, "Come on, cowboy, I'ma show you how it's done"

She hopped up in my Silverado and she slid right over

Said, "I'll never forget the night I met my first real cowboy"

Chorus

'Cause I can drink anything but milk

Or anything that's gonna give me the chills

And I'll bet you a hundred, girl, I'll lose

But if I win, you're coming home with

A cowboy hat, some Lucchese boots

A big-ass belt buckle, some Wrangles, too

By the end of this crazy night

You'll be in love with Texas

Bridge

Well, I knew right then she was different from the rest

She couldn't keep up but, damn, she sure tried her best

She said, "Why do I feel like I'm missing somethin' here?"

I said, "Well, it's easy, baby, you ain't got no beer"

Chorus

I said, "Baby, I can drink anything but milk

Or anything that's gonna give me the chills

I'll bet you a hundred if I lose

But if I win, you're coming home with

A cowboy hat, some Lucchese boots

A big-ass belt buckle, some Wrangles, too

And by the end of this crazy night

You'll be in love with Texas

Outro

She came for the boys, but she stayed for the beer

She said, "I might just have to move down here"

She said, "I'll take the hat, but I'll leave the boots

I'm done being drunk, but I'm still in love with you"

She said, "It ain't the whiskey, it's just the way you move

I've only been here one night, but I'm in love with Texas"