Just My Luck

What is he doing here?

Auditioning for the lead role in "To Make A Musical." What are you doing here?

Uh... ditto.

Oh! Well, you're going down.

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Just my luck that he shows up here

About to get my big break, and guess who appears

He's been thinking he's the shit for years

Let's see who's really the favourite

You know what? You're a flop

You can break both my legs, I'll still come out on top

You know what? You're gonna fail

They'll send your loser ass to horny jail

But it's just my luck to have to

Share this island with you

Did I do something to deserve this as punishment?

It's you, it's really you

I can't believe my eyes

You took me by surprise

I wonder what it's like to

Constantly plot my demise

Like you do every single goddamn motherfucking time

Just my luck that they show up here

About to get my big break, and guess who appears

They've been thinking they're the shit for years

Let's see who's really the favourite

You know what? You're a flop

You can break both my legs, I'll still come out on top

You know what? You're gonna fail

They'll send your loser ass to horny jail

It's okay, no, it's okay

I'll undermine your lies

You're running out of time

You're gonna cry today

Metaphorically, of course

You think it's over, I'll fuck you like a goddamn motherfucking horse

But it's just my luck to have to

Share this island with you

Did I do something to deserve this as punishment?

You know what? You're a flop

You can break both my legs, I'll still come out on top

You know what? You're gonna fail

They'll send your loser ass to horny jail

Break a leg!

I hope you do.

It's an expression, dude.

Shut up.

Ugh!